Archie McPhee Disappointed Sigh
For the colleague whose face says it all, even on mute.
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Funny gifts for coworkers, white elephant exchanges, and people who already have everything. We found 100 odd things to help you choose. Check Amazon for current availability, ratings, and prices.
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Funny gifts for coworkers.
For the person who makes the workday better. Pick something that suits their sense of humor—and perhaps save the noisy ones for after the meeting.
GIANTmicrobes Caffeine Plush
For the coworker who has strong feelings about the office coffee.
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A few contenders for the gift everyone passes around before deciding they want to keep it.
Archie McPhee Yodeling Pickle
For the gift exchange that has already seen enough candles.
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Tricerataco Dinosaur Taco Holder
For someone who takes tacos seriously, but not the plate.
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Bear Paws Meat Shredder Claws
For the barbecue enthusiast who likes a useful gift with a ridiculous side.
View on AmazonRidiculous gifts for someone who has everything.
They probably own the sensible version. That leaves plenty of room for these.
Hutzler Banana Slicer
For the cook who appreciates a very unnecessary kitchen gadget.
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Archie McPhee Toothpick Bird
For the host who enjoys a small surprise on the dinner table.
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Archie McPhee Pigeon in a Peanut Car
For the person whose shelf already raises a few questions.
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Strange little stocking stuffers.
Small oddities for the last bit of room in a stocking. Check the listing for pack size, dimensions, and age guidance before choosing.
Genuine Fred Pickle Clips
For the snack thief who might at least close the bag afterward.
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Archie McPhee Handicat Finger Puppet
For the cat person who can always make room for one more.
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GIANTmicrobes Dopamine Keychain
For the science enthusiast with a spare spot on their keyring.
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Snack & Kitchen Chaos
Archie McPhee Yodeling Pickle
A plastic pickle that yodels on command. Alpine dreams, deli nightmares, and somehow both at once.
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Hutzler Banana Slicer
One press, perfect banana coins. Knife skills optional; cereal-bowl glory mandatory.
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Bear Paws Meat Shredder Claws
Become a polite barbecue bear. Pull pork, shred chicken, look slightly feral in the best way.
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Tricerataco Dinosaur Taco Holder
A triceratops that holds two tacos upright. Taco Tuesday, but make it Cretaceous.
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Weeniesaurus Hot Dog Holder
A dino stand for hot dogs, burritos, and snack diplomacy. Mess-free, roar-optional.
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Archie McPhee Toothpick Bird
Push the birdie, get a toothpick in its beak. Diner nostalgia with excellent table manners.
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Genuine Fred Taco Truck Holders
Two tiny food trucks that park your tacos upright. Guacamole green and salsa red, naturally.
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Genuine Fred Just Ripe Avocado Sponge
A scrubber shaped like a perfectly ripe avocado. Dishes get clean; your sink gets cuter.
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Genuine Fred Pizza Boss 3000
A pizza cutter disguised as a circular saw. Pepperoni fear has never looked this professional.
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Fred Pizza Peddler Monkey Wheel
A monkey on a unicycle that slices pizza as he pedals. Circus energy, cheese included.
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Genuine Fred Dino Egg-a-Matic
Press a hard-boiled egg into a tiny dino skull. Breakfast becomes a paleontology dig.
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Genuine Fred Funny Side Up Cat Eggs
Two sunny eggs framed as a cat face. Breakfast stares back—and somehow that’s comforting.
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Funwares Tacosaurus Taco Holder
A T. rex that carries two tacos like trophies. The hunted becomes the lunch.
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Genuine Fred Table Saw Cake Cutter
A hand-saw shaped cake and salad slicer. Birthday tables never looked so construction-ready.
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Genuine Fred Batterfinger Spatula
An oversized finger spatula for batter tasting without the judgment. Mostly.
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Fred The Grate Taco Cheese Shredder
A mini grater shaped like a taco that catches shredded cheese. Aim responsibly.
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Genuine Fred Top Banana Bottle Stopper
A banana that seals your wine bottle airtight. Improper, delightful, oddly effective.
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Genuine Fred Pickle Clips
Chip-bag clips shaped like crinkle-cut pickles. Seal the dill; keep snacks crunchy.
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Funwares Rock and Roll Guitar Spatula
A BBQ spatula that wants to shred—food and air-guitar solos alike.
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Archie McPhee Squeak Pickle
Squeeze this soft vinyl pickle and it squeaks. Yodeling’s cousin with a green beak.
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Iron Monkey Banana Holder
A cast-iron monkey that hangs bananas from his tail. Fruit storage with smirk energy.
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Funwares Ferocious Feast Dino Taco Set
Four fold-flat dinosaur taco stands for a whole prehistoric table. Compact chaos.
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Screaming Goat Stress Button
One press, one goat scream. Instant meeting disruption and oddly effective mood reset.
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Biggest & Loudest Rubber Chicken
Over twenty inches of squawking poultry comedy. Office stress meets vintage gag-shop energy.
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Archie McPhee Handicat Finger Puppet
A cat that lives on your hand. Petting yourself has never looked this committed.
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Metal Clown Horn
The classic HONK of chaos. Bike lanes, birthday tables, and quiet rooms beware.
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Archie McPhee Emergency Goat
Four goat sounds in a pocket noisemaker. Scream, bleat, kids, goats—meeting optional.
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Archie McPhee Emergency Bigfoot
Howl, snort, roar, and groan on demand. Cryptid vibes for cubicles and campfires.
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Archie McPhee Emergency Chicken
Peep, cluck, crow, and squawk without bringing a real chicken to dress code.
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Archie McPhee Novelty Giant Ants
Six oversized vinyl ants for passive-aggressive picnic trails across dirty dishes.
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Archie McPhee Giant Pencil
A real 14-inch pencil that writes and erases. Makes your desk look adorably tiny.
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Accoutrements Instant Audience
Applause, crickets, rimshot, and boos in your palm. Feedback without the crowd.
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Archie McPhee Disappointed Sigh
An electronic sigh of pure disappointment. Perfect timing for mediocre jokes.
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Yes No Sound Button
A desk button that says yes or no out loud. Decision fatigue, meet theater.
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Archie McPhee Hilarious Office Assistant
A posable tiny coworker for your desk. Delegates nothing; judges everything.
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Archie McPhee Mustache Ornament
A floating plastic mustache for trees, backpacks, or rearview mirrors. Gentlemanly chaos.
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Archie McPhee Murder of Crows
Four crow figures ready to lurk on shelves. Ominous décor for optimistic people.
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Archie McPhee Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens
A flock of tiny rubber chickens. Pocket poultry for micro-pranks and max giggles.
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Archie McPhee Opera Corn
A musical ear of corn that performs. Snack-adjacent theater for your desk.
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Archie McPhee Mini Party Frogs
Four tiny vinyl frogs ready to crash any celebration. Amphibious RSVP: yes.
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Archie McPhee Pigeon in a Peanut Car
A pull-back pigeon nesting in a peanut shell car. Urban wildlife, tiny motors.
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Accoutrements Inflatable Turkey
An inflatable turkey for holidays or random Tuesdays. Gobble-sized optimism.
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Unicorn Head Squirrel Feeder
Turn backyard squirrels into majestic horned beasts. Your neighbors will have questions.
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Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
Squirrels eat looking like they wore a horse mask. Morning coffee comedy, guaranteed.
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Bigfoot Outdoor Research Kit
Journal, flags, magnifier, and scat bags for the serious squatcher. Science-ish, smile-heavy.
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Archie McPhee Bigfoot Action Figure
A poseable 7¼-inch Sasquatch for shelves and blurry photo reenactments.
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Archie McPhee Itty Bitty Bigfoot
Eight tiny Bigfoots with stands. Hide one in a plant; invent a legend.
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GIANTmicrobes Common Cold Plush
Hug the sneeze you can't see. Soft science that somehow makes sniffles feel collectible.
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GIANTmicrobes Sick Day Gift Box
A whole care package of adorable germs. Get-well energy with a Petri-dish sense of humor.
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GIANTmicrobes E. Coli Plush
A cuddly gut microbe with an educational card. Science-class softie for the proudly nerdy.
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GIANTmicrobes Waterbear Plush
A cuddly tardigrade that could survive outer space. You just need to survive Mondays.
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Archie McPhee Itty Bitty Blobfish
A sorrowful school of tiny vinyl blobfish. Adorable disappointment, pocket-sized.
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Archie McPhee Racing Blobfish
Pull-back blobfish that zoom while looking miserable. Joy with a frown.
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Archie McPhee Handi Squirrel
Turn your hand into a squirrel with paws and a head. Bird-feeder heists optional.
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Archie McPhee Itty Bitty Cats
Tiny cats with huge personality. Desk pride, litter-free.
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Archie McPhee Itty Bitty Black Cats
A bag of adorable tiny black cats. Lucky charms for the slightly spooky.
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Archie McPhee Itty Bitty Crows
Twelve tiny soft vinyl crows. A pocketful of ominous cuteness.
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Archie McPhee Itty Bitty Aliens
Miniature visitors requesting tiny leadership. Take them to your minis.
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Archie McPhee Itty Bitty Vampires
Pocket vampires with more cute than bite. Night-shift décor approved.
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Archie McPhee Itty Bitty Glow Bones
Glow-in-the-dark miniature bones. Tiny fossils for dark-mode desks.
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Archie McPhee Itty Bitty Undead
Pocket-sized undead peril in vinyl form. Spooky, small, strangely collectible.
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GIANTmicrobes Black Death Plush
History’s most infamous plague, now huggable. Dark humor with a fact card.
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Accoutrements Bacon Strips Bandages
Minor scrapes, major sizzle. Comes in a pocket tin with a free prize, because healing should be deliciously silly.
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Rubber Chicken Bandages
Sterile strips decorated with rubber chickens. Laughter may not cure everything, but it covers a papercut.
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Archie McPhee Finger Hands
Tiny colorful hands for your fingertips. High-fives squared; sarcasm finally has props.
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Bigfoot Bandages
Extra-large sterile strips for bigfoot-sized boo-boos. Tin includes a free surprise.
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Enchanted Unicorn Bandages
Rainbow unicorn plasters with a free prize. Magical lands where owies feel less ouchy.
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Shakespearean Insult Bandages
Fifteen plasters printed with Shakespeare insults. Heal like a knave with excellent vocabulary.
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Mustache Bandages
Turn scrapes into tiny mustachioed characters. Mr. Elbow has entered the chat.
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Cupcake Bandages
Cupcake-shaped sterile strips in a pocket tin. Frosting-free first aid with a prize.
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Pickle Bandages
Never underestimate the protective power of pickles. Dill-ightful sterile strips.
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BioSwiss Taco Bandages
Taco-shaped adhesive bandages for foodies with minor scrapes. Crunchy vibes only.
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Archie McPhee Bigfoot Finger Feet
Two Bigfoot feet for your fingers. Cryptid footprints, zero hiking required.
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Finger Hands and Feet Set
Two tiny hands and two tiny feet for fingertip chaos. Appendage inflation, soft vinyl style.
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Pickle Lip Balm
Dill-flavored lip balm so you don’t have to carry an actual pickle. Modern problems, solved.
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Archie McPhee Finger Hands Bulk Box
Seventy-two tiny hands for parties, classrooms, or extreme high-fives. Bulk sarcasm.
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Archie McPhee Mini Camping Frogs
Tiny camping frogs that hitch a ride on fingers and shelves. Amphibious basecamp vibes.
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Archie McPhee Splat Frog
A sticky splat frog for walls, windows, and questionable aim. Ribbit, then splat.
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Accoutrements Deluxe Rubber Chicken
A life-size soft rubber chicken for dramatic gestures. Poultry theater, handheld.
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Hoan Butter & Cheese Food Huggers
Silicone sleeves that hug leftover butter and cheese. Stretchy snack armor for the fridge.
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UGREEN Uno 100W Robot Charger
A GaN brick with a tiny face that emotes while it feeds your laptop. Desk roommate of the year.
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Racing Tardigrade Set
Microscopic water bears, now with wheels. Pull back, release, and let science go zoom.
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Archie McPhee Itty Bitty Tardigrades
Twelve tiny vinyl water bears—a thousand times bigger than real ones. Shrink yourself for scale.
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GIANTmicrobes Serotonin Plush
A neurotransmitter molecule you can hug. Mood science with stitching and a fact card.
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GIANTmicrobes Caffeine Plush
The caffeine molecule with coffee-bean feet. Energizing company for sleepy scientists.
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GIANTmicrobes Dopamine Keychain
Clip a tiny dopamine molecule to your bag. Motivation, motivation, motivation.
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GIANTmicrobes Genetics Gift Box
DNA, RNA, chromosome, nucleus, and mitochondria keychains. Ancestry, but make it plush.
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GIANTmicrobes Brain Cell Plush
A soft neuron for psychology fans and anyone collecting smart cells.
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GIANTmicrobes Sore Throat Plush
Streptococcus, but cuddly. Get-well humor with an educational card.
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GIANTmicrobes Antibody Plush
A Y-shaped immune defender with a detachable antigen. Science hugs that stick.
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GIANTmicrobes Mitochondria Plush
The powerhouse of the cell, now soft and gift-ready. ATP optional; cuddles included.
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GIANTmicrobes Flu Vaccine Plush
Learn immunology with a huggable vaccine plush. Soft public-health energy.
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GIANTmicrobes White Blood Cell Plush
Your body’s tiny warrior, oversized and squeezable. Lab-tech mascot material.
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GIANTmicrobes DNA Plush
A double-helix softie for genetics nerds and ancestry enthusiasts alike.
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GIANTmicrobes Flu Plush
Influenza you can hug. Feel-better gifts with respiratory-system trivia.
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GIANTmicrobes Deluxe Brain Plush
A big brain plush with hidden cells and neurons inside. Meta, soft, slightly unhinged.
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National Geographic Jumbo Crystal Kit
Grow a giant glow-in-the-dark crystal. Geology that shines after bedtime.
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National Geographic Glow Crystal Lab
DIY crystals that glow, plus a real fluorite specimen for comparison.
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Thames & Kosmos Tumbling Hedgehog Robot
Build a sound-activated tumbling hedgehog pet. STEM, but make it scuttle.
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National Geographic Ultimate Crystal Kit
Five crystal activities including glow, trees, and a crystal dinosaur. Fancy rocks.
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